Special lecture series I - G++ programming

Hello Fellow Gilmas,

We are really happy to announce the latest G++ code lecture by Ramkumar K.S . Ramkumar K.S is one of the very few people in the gilma community to have obtained the honorary title POG - "Peak of Gilma". Ramkumar earned this title by serving sincerely as a gilma for over 6 years now. Ramkumar K S , though an engineer by profession has all the amazing ability to get an avamanam within seconds of being asked to. This unique quality is not found in many currently existing gilmas. Moreover Ramkumar KS is not a ordinary gilma, but a contributor to gilma-literature. An inspiration to ordinary non-gilmas, Ramkumar K S has successfully managed to convert atleast one supposedly non-gilma into gilma by giving excellent on the spot love-proposal ideas. We welcome RKS to this lecture series and present below one of the rare piece of code that runs in every gilma's brain and heart.


Here we go
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Code Author : Ramkumar K S
Code Language: G++ (in short for Gilma++)
Code Compiler: Gcc (no... this is the normal Gcc)
Code Use : Understand gilma, non-gilma behaviour in the closest possible way.

class male_group
{
public:
array nongilma[N];
array gilma[N];
}

class female
{
private:
var contact;

public:
give_intro(person)
{
if(person==gilma)
{
person.receive_avamaanam();
return null;
}
else
return contact;
}

}

class nongilma
{

array female_contact[N];
string fav_hero="di caprio";
string fav_movie="titanic";"
string fav_song="nahin rakhtha..(some hindi/english crap)";

get_intro(female f){ female_contact.add(f.give_intro(this));}
put_kadalai(femalecontact);
get_gf(femalecontact);

}

class gilma
{
array female_contact[N];

string fav_hero="vijay";
string fav_movie="winner";
string fav_song="aal thota boopathi";

try_to_putkadalai(female f){female_contact.add(f.give_intro(this));}
send_friend_request(female f){female_contact.add(f.give_intro(this));}
receive_avamaanam();
change_orkut_photo();
put_maanga(array gilma[]);
}

main()
{
female f;
male_group m;

m.nongilma[x].get_intro(f);
m.nongilma[x].put_kadalai(f);
m.nongilma[x].get_gf(f);

m.gilma[x].try_to_putkadalai(f);
m.gilma[x].send_friend_request(f);
m.gilma[x].change_orkut_photo();
m.gilma[x]put_maanga(m.gilma);


}