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Hello Fellow Gilmas,
In spirit of the superb previous post by POG (Peak Of Gilma) Ramkumar, we introduce this spot the gilma contest for our viewers. The contest is really simple. You just need to find out if a person is a gilma or not just by looking at the picture and giving a suitable explanation.
Some useful theorems/axioms/conjectures on gilma finding:
(i) Gilmas on contrary to the popular misconception never roam about 'single'. They are either double , triple, fourple, fiveple or in extreme cases even more.
(ii) Gilmas are the only group surviving on planet earth who will follow themselves on twitter.
(iii) When Gilmas are in a big group, and a girl comes and talks (corner case) to one gilma , all other gilmas become dead silent and serious.
(iv) Gilmas visit only PVR/Inox.
(v) Every gilma's orkut profile is free of photo blocking, tagging privacy, scrapbook locks and all other privacy related stuff.
(vi) Gilmas can be identified be keeping a stationary object at the beginning of Brigade road and counting the number of times they cross it in one hour's time on a saturday evening. For a gilma, this number is pretty high (around 5-6)
(vii) Gilmas are good at giving advice to people. But at the end of the advice, they normally finish it with a mokka joke relating to girls.
(viii) Gilmas check their own scrapbook atleast 801 times a day.
(ix) Gilmas visit profiles of unknown girls (without scrapping) who the next day visit their profiles. The day after next gilmas visit back the girl's profile and this cycle continues for around 6-7 days. Then everything rests in peace.
(xi) Most gilmas are in some 'matrimonial' community or a registered matrimonial site user.
(x) Technical gilmas write php scripts to automatically find out if somebody new got added into the community they are 'targetting'
(xi) Age is not a gilma-decider. A perfect example of a little gilma ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZrXAXitKI&NR ). (Courtesy: Ramkumar's post in the community)
(xi) Finally,Gilmas are all around. Just keep your eyes open and you'll run into one.
Ok, we don't need to stop with such a small list. If you have further points, list them in the comments section.
Now to the Spot the Gilma contest. In the following picture, you need to figure out the gilmas.
And then give an explanation of why you thought so. (put them in the comments section)