Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Spot The Gilma Contest.

==========================================================================
THIS BLOG IS FOR 'MUTHUNA' GILMAS (ADVANCED MENTAL CASES). IF YOU ARE NEW TO GILMAISM OR HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT GILMANANDA , CHECK OUT

GILMANANDA .


TO GET A QUICK INTRODUCTION ABOUT GILMA, CHECK OUT
http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community.aspx?cmm=38596396

AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TERMINOLOGY INTRODUCED IN THIS BLOG,JUST FEEL FREE TO ABUSE THE AUTHORS. THEY HAVE GOT SO MUCH THAT IT HAS BECOME AN ADDICTION THESE DAYS.

HAVE A PLEASANT STAY AT GILMABAD !

===========================================================


Hello Fellow Gilmas,
In spirit of the superb previous post by POG (Peak Of Gilma) Ramkumar, we introduce this spot the gilma contest for our viewers. The contest is really simple. You just need to find out if a person is a gilma or not just by looking at the picture and giving a suitable explanation.

Some useful theorems/axioms/conjectures on gilma finding:

(i) Gilmas on contrary to the popular misconception never roam about 'single'. They are either double , triple, fourple, fiveple or in extreme cases even more.

(ii) Gilmas are the only group surviving on planet earth who will follow themselves on twitter.

(iii) When Gilmas are in a big group, and a girl comes and talks (corner case) to one gilma , all other gilmas become dead silent and serious.

(iv) Gilmas visit only PVR/Inox.

(v) Every gilma's orkut profile is free of photo blocking, tagging privacy, scrapbook locks and all other privacy related stuff.

(vi) Gilmas can be identified be keeping a stationary object at the beginning of Brigade road and counting the number of times they cross it in one hour's time on a saturday evening. For a gilma, this number is pretty high (around 5-6)

(vii) Gilmas are good at giving advice to people. But at the end of the advice, they normally finish it with a mokka joke relating to girls.

(viii) Gilmas check their own scrapbook atleast 801 times a day.

(ix) Gilmas visit profiles of unknown girls (without scrapping) who the next day visit their profiles. The day after next gilmas visit back the girl's profile and this cycle continues for around 6-7 days. Then everything rests in peace.

(xi) Most gilmas are in some 'matrimonial' community or a registered matrimonial site user.

(x) Technical gilmas write php scripts to automatically find out if somebody new got added into the community they are 'targetting'

(xi) Age is not a gilma-decider. A perfect example of a little gilma ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZrXAXitKI&NR ). (Courtesy: Ramkumar's post in the community)

(xi) Finally,Gilmas are all around. Just keep your eyes open and you'll run into one.




Ok, we don't need to stop with such a small list. If you have further points, list them in the comments section.


Now to the Spot the Gilma contest. In the following picture, you need to figure out the gilmas.
And then give an explanation of why you thought so. (put them in the comments section)


12 comments:

ramks said...

"Gilmas can be identified be keeping a stationary object at the beginning of Brigade road and counting the number of times they cross it in one hour's time on a saturday evening. For a gilma, this number is pretty high (around 5-6)"


Gethu point

Raman said...

All are gilmas. Proof by contradiction, if anyone is not a gilma, why the hell does he need to roam with Arun.

Sundaresan said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Sundaresan said...

All of them are gilmas. Except the person who took the pic.

ramkumar said...

May be orkut is meant only for gilmas. If not, why then do they have a "crush list" when a normal person would have only a crush.

Karthick Prabu said...

Gilma (read as 'Good afternoon'),

All are gilmas :D

This post is awesome. Semma kalai. Esp 'gilmas follow themselves on twitter' is just too good.

Arun said...

@karthick

nice to know that u found the glog..oops..blog interesting .

check out gilmananda.blogspot.com for further revelations.

cya
keep visiting .. gilmas get overly encouraged by profile visit counts !!

Pavithra jayaram said...

hey..... i donno wats all these crap about.... but still sounds interesting... can u just make me clear.... wats tat term "gilma" means.... @ arun..r u ppl really so jobless...

Arun said...

First of all a minor clarification.... this is NOT CRAP !!! ... Second of all, GILMA is an acronym of "Great Infinite Loop Members Association". Third of all, do we know each other ?

Pavithra jayaram said...

thanks for ur clarification....... no v dont know each other.... i just came across this blog accidentally.... so can u just temme from where should i start to know abt this grp?

Arun said...

http://gilmananda.blogspot.com is a good reference material for beginners.

TrueIdentity said...

Where is the king of Gilmas?